The shmee has brought us together and given us many great laughs and we feel the need to share it with others. Perhaps not all can understand, but everyone deserves a chance to be a shmee. We pay our respects to the shmee. All in all the shmee cannot be taught but only grasped through the inner ability of someone who is down, cool, and real. The shmee is a joke, a word with a deep history, weathly characteristics, and phat grammatic capabilities. Do not be afraid to overuse it, its presence only feeds its power, but be sure not to over think it, or its presence will be in vain.

noun.

a general all incompassing term for stuff and things. Usually used when the term being replaced by Schmee is understood between friends, but takes to much effort to say or remember the actually name of the term.

anything and everything; a term of excitement, hate, lust, joy, and beardness

Can be used as a term of exasperation.

Also as a substitute for forgotten words as suggested by Manfriend

A schmee is someone who is always high. This is the noun. If we was high, he was schmeed. Which is the verb.

This term is widely used in the northern parts of Virginia all the way to as north as Dewey Beach, Deleware.

a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..

Verb.
To Shmee is the act of being at a computer, online, more precisely on some sort of social network. Taken from the sound nerds make while pushing up their glasses, it has gradually gained popularity with the normal population as a joke commemorating the days when only nerds used computers.