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4 definitions by manfriend

 
1.
A GAYLORD, Lord of the Gays, is the Supreme, Ultimate, High Ruler of all kingdoms of Gay, Homo, Queer, Trans, Fag, Dyke and Lez.

The true definition of Gaylord is in fact a supreme compliment, exalting in humble honor, the pansy-licious ruler's reign from the highest heights of rainbow-unicorn, magic-fairy, candyland!
"Hey Girl, Heyyy!"

"Oh hey you big Gaylord! what an honour! May i be eternally blessed by your inexpressibly gay beneficence, my lord."

"you may, girl heyyy!"
by manfriend September 17, 2008
 
2.
noun.

a general all incompassing term for stuff and things. Usually used when the term being replaced by Schmee is understood between friends, but takes to much effort to say or remember the actually name of the term.
Can you go get the schmee out of my care.

or

I'll see you at the Schmee.

or

I need more Schmee.

or

Who is this Schmee?
by manfriend July 03, 2004
 
3.
a term used to describe someone who is in an extreme state of inebriation, usually due to excessive alcohol intake. Characteristics of slops include slurring of speech, spilling of alcohol, stumbling over feet, breaking things, falling and being inappropriate with strangers.
Reia was so slops she fell on her ass three times, and on her face twice.
by manfriend July 03, 2004
 
4.
a certain state of mind characterized by grumpiness and a generally disagreeable demeanor
Reia spilled her beer all over her self, and was grumps for the rest of the night.
by manfriend July 03, 2004