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Marijuana

The act of smoking marijuana.

Being under the influence of marijuana.
Let's smoke some schmee.

Do you want to schmee?

Maest, schmee.

I am so schmeed.

Let's have a schmee.

Do you have a schmee pipe?
by Richie "Shakin'" Nagan April 29, 2006
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dude i just got a blunt to fakie! schmee
by justin fjdklahfjkalsfhj January 21, 2009
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Hey everyone stop shooting at schmee!
(On the phone) Hi honey, it's schmee!
by Bob March 30, 2004
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A word some people use for the back of the knee. This is a lie. These people are not to be trusted and should probably be ridiculed.
Evil Person: Hey guys, did you know that the back of the knee is called the schmee?

The World: Leave and never return. You only work to hurt those that you love.

by RJ Coolenstein November 05, 2006
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diarrhea; runny poop with cramping abdomen and explosive-style bowel movement; known to be very fragrant
Maybe that chili cook-off wasn't such a hot idea- I've got the worst schmee!
by Kelsea Chelsey November 07, 2006
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A person, homeless or otherwise, person who has shabby clothes and usually has some mental illness or odd behaviour. Common derivatives include Schmee-crack or schmer.

The term originated from a local bum who had, albeit drug related, panic attack and started yelling 'schmee', 'schmer' and 'crack'.
I was attacked by a Schmee-crack yesterday, and he smelt funny.
by John Northwood May 16, 2006
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to fuck or blow some hairy dick longer than 10 inches.
"My boyfriend's hairy dick got a major schmee from me last night," said Meaty pussy.
by SamwgdscljavsOZXgcvaosdjlHZXVb February 10, 2009
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