There were at least three open cans of Shasta by the computer when I got home, and the browser was still on a porn site. My wife must have been engaged in some serious Shastabation while I was at work.
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!