Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.

Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.

Don't use that toilet, dude. Shit Santa left a real nasty one.

Shit Santa by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

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holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

holy santa claus shit by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009

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Shitty Santa

To climb on ones roof and takes a shit in their chimney (make sure to do it when its cold) so when they light a fire, their entire humbled abode smells like your Christmas breakfast. (Aka your shit)

Dude, i totally pulled a Shitty Santa last Christmas eve,when i went over to the house i did it at it smelled like shit!

Shitty Santa by Gmoney aka Andy October 13, 2007

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sancta shittissimas

An erudite way of saying 'holy shit' with a Latin touch.

George : Watch this ! Holy shit !
Steve : Man, you are already a sophomore, you should say 'sancta shittissimas' instead !

sancta shittissimas by ProjectSyndicate December 6, 2011

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