Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake

Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.

Dirty Sampson by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

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Shampiss

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.

Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.

Shampiss by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011

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Sampson • Samism • Simpism • samwise • Shampiss • Sampi Male • samdish • Samish • Samwise Gamgee • Simpist

Samdisha

She is a girl with a really unique personality and that is what makes her the best and be loved by everyone. She likes to swim and go on hikes and she has a figure to die for even tho she doesn't workout. HOW COOL IS THAT? Everyone wants a Samdisha in their life because she will never treat you differently and will always be by your side. Give her a dog and a view of the mountains and she will spend her entire evening playing with him ;)

A:You know that girl Samdisha? B: Yes, isn't she the best ? :*

Samdisha by Dancerguy17 July 25, 2019

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samwise

see True hero

"mr frodo!!!"

samwise by Hakko December 21, 2003

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samwise gonja

A very potent form of marijuana best known for its use in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Whoah, that's some really strong samwise gonja... I think I just went there and back again.

samwise gonja by UCTV July 12, 2010

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samsist

discrimination against sam

you're so samsist its unbelievable.

samsist by nozzlebozzle May 2, 2018

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Simpism

A social ideology where a singular human is obsessed with the feeling of flirting (or being) with women that are already in a relationship, or are multiple tiers above their level, but refuses to confess their love for them. This ideology usually resides within people of the name Talon.

“Damn, Talon is the leader of the Simpism ideology I swear.”

“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”

Simpism by young bumpkin November 7, 2019

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