Hakko's definitions

Julia roberts

one of those "i dont do nude scenes" actresses
if they dont nudy up whats the point?

"im too good for nude scenes"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

by Hakko November 21, 2004

speese

the result when sperm and cheese are mixed together

"ill have the large double speese burger"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

Skrukk

the Norwegian word for the place in between your anus and nuts
possibly a sexual stimulant point

"fuck its hard shaving your skrukk"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004

hephalump

a big, fat ugly bitch

Hakko: "outta my way hephalump"
Hephalump: "society accepts fattys now"
Hakko: "well i dont"
*kicks hephalump in the face*

by Hakko November 21, 2004