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3 definitions by UCTV

 
1.
A very potent form of marijuana best known for its use in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Whoah, that's some really strong samwise gonja... I think I just went there and back again.
by UCTV July 12, 2010
 
2.
A condition that occurs after many hours of exposure to a High Definition Television. Similar to a sunburn, but caused by the clear and bright light emitted from a High Definition Television.
Last night, while watching a Blu-Ray copy of Troy on my HDTV, I came away with a High Definition burn.
by UCTV July 13, 2010
 
3.
The act of doing a keg stand with your eyes closed mimicking Helen Keller.
Jimmy did a bad ass Helen Kegger last night at the frat house.
by UCTV January 21, 2011