sam haynes'd Share definition Flag Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities. person 1- woahh!!! watch out. person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH! person 3- she just got sam haynes'd sam haynes'd by luggie April 8, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the sam haynes'd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch