s-blumkin 

getting a blow job while taking a dump in a porche boxer s
with soft top while still paying for a g 35 that u cannot drive

lets go to tt roadhouse and get a s-blumkin after work.

s-blumkin by shmow jr. August 8, 2006

Poor Man's Blumpkin 

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

Poor Man's Blumpkin by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009

Devil's Blumpkin 

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.

Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.

Devil's Blumpkin by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022

Gentleman’s Blumpkin 

When a man gives his girlfriend a kiss while she pees

Hey babe! Open the door! Let me give you a gentleman’s blumpkin!

Gentleman’s Blumpkin by OfficialJKitty April 30, 2023

Businessman's Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.

Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.

Businessman's Blumpkin by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025

Commuter’s Blumpkin 

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

Commuter’s Blumpkin by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Blumpkin's Law 

A situation in which a party is promised a specific result in a situation by another party, and the result fails to occur. In those circumstances, the second party must act out the promised original result.

1) You said that chick would blow me, that's some total Blumpkin's Law right there!

Blumpkin's Law by Ernest P. Blumpkin May 14, 2009