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Roy Alanis 

An awesome guy the best you will ever meet he is most likely chubby but has a big heart and usually one other big thing *wink* he is vary nice and always has your back but is always a dumb ass no matter what
Person 1 : whos the fat guy

Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick

Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck
Noob. Bot. Lame. Can't talk with girls. Pussy. Dumbass. Stupid baboon. Ninda appi kalike da potta
Don't be like Allan Roy
Allan Roy by Allan the gay November 22, 2021

Royal Purple

Royalty wore a deep purple so that's where this came from.
I had my hair Royal Purple & loved it! So did my family & friends! Royal Purple is my very favorite color! I also have many clothes that color.
Royal Purple by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Kicks Royal Ass 

When something or someone is the Ultimate Best Possible Ever!
Having superb adventures Kicks Royal Ass to the Ultimate Mutha~Fuckin' Max!
Kicks Royal Ass by Starchylde June 14, 2016

Front royal, VA 

Front royal Virginia is a small town with too many people, it is home to wannabe gangsters, loud mouth rednecks compensating for their incredibly small penis’s with large trucks, enough to make any intelligent woman dry as the desert. Heroin addicts and 23 year old wiggers with monster logo tattooed onto their arm standing outside a ghetto apartment complex letting Bentley, Bentley Anne, and little Grayson Huntlee Gunter scream and torment their neighbors. People in front royal LOVE lung cancer, they can’t get enough lung cancer and even like to give it to others in the form of second hand smoke! The only people who aren’t constantly blowing tobacco in your body or windows are hippie hikers who pretend its a quaint mountain town and then drive back into their fancy ass mountain town and don’t have to deal with the town at all besides the typical stupid tourist locations. Please, for the love of god unless you are white trash, NEVER MOVE HERE!!!!!!
Oh? You live in front royal, VA? I...I’m so sorry.

royal rub 

what the queen gets upto when she's feeling frisky and on her lonesome. "pleasuring herself"
well Geoffrey one thinks one shal take some time out later for a royal rub
royal rub by fearon11 October 3, 2010