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Rolling On the Floor Masterbating And Crying
Johnny Roflmac'd on his computer after looking at porn.
roflmac by Paul "Buster" S May 2, 2005
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roflmaosh 

A very recent way of expressing your level of laughter online. With a stronger meaning than "ROLFMAO" which stands for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off", ROFLMAOSH pronounced "ruffle-may-osh" stands for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard"
MSN Dude #1: Dude check this video out! It's about a guy getting kicked in the balls.

MSN Dude #2: ROFLMAOSH
roflmaosh by Gyuri February 16, 2008

roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.
- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!
roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out the door and down the street and into the path of an oncoming truck
Mr. X: *Tells an extremely funny joke*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*

roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, so hard that my sombero fell of and i dropped my taco!
roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt! that was soooo funny!

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.
Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."
ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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