by makedonija April 25, 2007
The state of being a defender is in after attempting to tackle Larry Johnson. Larry Johnson is a beast, and will lower his shoulder and drive through any tackle. Anybody who comes in his path is sure to taste turf. This is not an opinion; it's a proven scientific fact.
Did you see that pesky little OLB try to bring down Larry Johnson? They need to bring the medics out now, cause he's roadkill.
by Tfolt October 3, 2007
The act of rotten smelling vagina. When a woman's cuchi has a nasty mangy smell like its been rotting for about three weeks. Basically when a girl hasn't washed down thurr and it smells horrid.
YOOOOOOO did you smell tineesha today!!! that shit was STRIAGHT UPP ROADKILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Ewwww that girl just did a spilt and its nothing but ROADKILLLL!
Move bitch get out the wayy its the ROADKILLAAAAAAAA!
Ewwww that girl just did a spilt and its nothing but ROADKILLLL!
Move bitch get out the wayy its the ROADKILLAAAAAAAA!
by Khari Tempest. W and Cori Rene L. June 26, 2007
A honourary title given to the ugliest girl in school. In particular areas, there may only be one roadkill per two or even three schools.
If any possible contenders rise up through the ranks from primary school, a fight to the death should be initiated. The winner gets to be continually mocked and jeered for mother nature's cruel joke vis-a-vis their face.
When she leaves school, her real name (if it can be remembered) can be used again, and a new roadkill instated in her place, with possible capes and crowns - but, to be honest, most people CBA and just want to get down to the jeering.
If any possible contenders rise up through the ranks from primary school, a fight to the death should be initiated. The winner gets to be continually mocked and jeered for mother nature's cruel joke vis-a-vis their face.
When she leaves school, her real name (if it can be remembered) can be used again, and a new roadkill instated in her place, with possible capes and crowns - but, to be honest, most people CBA and just want to get down to the jeering.
'Hey roadkill, here's some money, please get a tramp to knife your face in - it's not quite plactic surgery, but it'll make things a hell of a lot better.'
by ~swan June 26, 2005
Even though she wasn't trying to, Erica made roadkill out of that bag of Cheetos on her way to Boston.
by Icametogetdown September 19, 2014
Anything that's not on your team in Halo when you get in a Warthog.
Also noted to cause several rather amusing side effects in the victims, such as ragequit, tantrum, retardism, and banshee whoring.
Also noted to cause several rather amusing side effects in the victims, such as ragequit, tantrum, retardism, and banshee whoring.
Kouen: "ROADKILL!"
teh_sniper: "wtf j00 fukin n00b j00 wan me over!"
Kouen: "well, maybe you shouldn't be such a fucking camper, and you wouldn't be such an easy target. tool."
teh_sniper: "wtf j00 fukin n00b j00 wan me over!"
Kouen: "well, maybe you shouldn't be such a fucking camper, and you wouldn't be such an easy target. tool."
by Kouen June 11, 2006