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1. Roadkill
A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.
Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.
by AYB Apr 10, 2003 share this
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2. roadkill
Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"
So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.
3. roadkill
Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.
Yo mama is roadkill.
by Gumba Gumba Feb 27, 2004 share this
4. roadkill
noun: a term used to describe one who is exhausted to the point of worthlessness.
I just worked 12 hours straight, I'm roadkill.
5. Roadkill
What happens when the goddamn critter doesn't get the fuck out the way of my truck.
That squirrel just stood in the middle of the road. I just hit the gas and BAM! Instant roadkill.
6. Roadkill
A delicacy in the rural regions of the southern United States.
The family by the bayou had two day old possum roadkill for dinner.
by hahaa Oct 10, 2003 share this
7. Roadkill
A term used to describe deceased animals that get hit by vehicles, who haven't learned how to look both ways before crossing the street, or using designated zebra crossings to get across the street safely. Commonly these animals include squirrels, deer, and foxes.
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of that deer that we almost hit ?! It was almost roadkill.
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