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Ripped him a second asshole 

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

ripped-snorter 

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine
In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.
I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.
Ripped a beast by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020

Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped 

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.
Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.

E-Ripped 

the state of being retarted high. A whole other level up from being just "ripped".
Man, that double-barrel bong and blunt we just smoked has me fully e-ripped!

ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.
Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.
ripped wide open by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010