rettie

if u meet anyone that goes by the name rettie be sure to get down on all fours and howl like a doggie. retties rule the world n u need to recognise.

Gregory Helen - 'Shit on my chest i met a rettie last night'
Bumbulus McDoodle - 'Bruv I used to be a rettie but poo, booty n barbs got in the way'

by bumbulus mcdoodle December 7, 2010

Retty

God Mike, why you such a retty?

by RadicallyFree July 14, 2011

When you take readyness pills and overdose to the point that you act like a total fucktard.

Man 1:What are you fucking gay?
Man 2: No i'm retty.

by $$$TheFinalEnd$$$ February 4, 2016

Person 1: Who’s Ian Rettie
Person 2: An absolute bear of a man!

A cute girl with big forehead, and has the kindest heart

by Lkpftt November 22, 2021

The act of experiencing minor or significant Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness in one or multiple muscle groups.

We got them Retty Boys. Them Dominic Toretti boys.

by BoiWunder February 14, 2017

Short version for retard. Was invented by me, by the way.

by gaygelding March 25, 2021