7 definitions by gaygelding

Your mare when she sees me. I am the ultimate horse chad and no mare can hold the fountain of lube when it sees me and realizes she is about to have a VERY good time with me. Her pussy is soaked and her clitoris jumps, as if she is in heat.
Your mare: *sees me*
Me: ah yep, she is unimaginably horny already, just as i expected, even wetter than an otter's pocket.
by gaygelding March 12, 2021
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Literally hitler. He is so racist and white supremacist. R/awfuleverything. Trump bad = 24 k epic reddit upvotes and wholesome gold 100 award. OMG, AMIRITE REDDITORS? *soy face*
Redditor 1: trump bad.
Any other redditor: *upvotes*
by gaygelding March 4, 2021
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I am not sure i know, but if its trending for 4 years, it sure is epic as fuck. Or just a sign of a circlejerk.
— any watermelon sugar, sir?
oh fuck yeah, please, watermelon sugar is epicc and based.
by gaygelding March 4, 2021
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A shortened version for "zebra penis" used by zoophiles on the internet.
(a comment on a social media post of a zebra masturbating and cumming): — haha, remember the zenis quote by person x?
By author of the definition: i forgot the name mentioned in that comment.
by gaygelding April 21, 2021
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A kind of zoophile who is sexually aroused, or just romantically attracted to horses. I am unironically an equinophile too.
—So, i have recently noticed that horses make me feel wird things... That i dont feel to anything else. I shouldnt say this, but when im alone with them i sometimes get a boner looking at them.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.
by gaygelding March 15, 2021
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Short version for retard. Was invented by me, by the way.
by gaygelding March 25, 2021
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The way zoophiles say "zebra". This has become kind of an identifying sign for zebra porn.
Twitter zoophile 1: *posts video of a zeeb cumming*
Zoophile 2: more zeeb vids, please
by gaygelding March 25, 2021
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