retardmo 

Someone who acts stupidly - taken from roman "retardis"

Jon, you retardmo, quit playing that fucking harmonica!

retardmo by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Retardo Eduardo 

Eduardo Gutierrez

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

Retardo Eduardo by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019

Retardo DaVinci 

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.

Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?

Retardo DaVinci by KennyRex January 27, 2011

Ultimativos Retardos 

The ultimate form of retardation.

MARK: I JUST WON A GAME OF FORTNITE
ROBIN: ULTIMATIVOS RETARDOS

Ultimativos Retardos by THATTOOMAS May 7, 2020

retardmin 

Someone whome constant makes mistakes while being in charge of a Server.

Oh you retardmin, you just formatted the hard drive we needed.

or

The network manager is a retardmin hes thinks he is great but really he is utterly useless

retardmin by Robert "RaideR" Baxter February 12, 2008

retardloop 

When you, as a retard, validated your ideas with other retards, and you all, as a retard collective,think that the ideas are brilliant.

They both are in a retardloop in regards to naming this fifteener.

retardloop by Dickfer June 3, 2016

Retardao 

It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.

A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.

*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."

Retardao by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020