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rent's due

The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.
Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!
rent's due by Camwood September 30, 2023
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Sam's Rent 

The exchange of oral sex to pay for -or supplement- rent (or in rare cases a car lease or lawnmower down payment).
I was short on cash this month, so I gave my landlord Sam's Rent.
Sam's Rent by Chizzer December 29, 2008

Rent Space in my head 

When a person or situation gets to you so much that all you can think about is that one thing, and one thing only. It's on your mind so much that they might as well settle down in your mind and rent space in you head.

I wont let the results of the job interview Rent Space in my Head
Rent Space in my head by Dropstar February 22, 2008

Diff'rent Strokes 

Famous '80s sitcom starring Gary Coleman as Arnold and some other guy as Willis. All of its three former stars (save for the guy who played Mr. Drummond) have been involved in some controversy: Gary Coleman punched some woman in a parking lot, and Willis became addicted to drugs, but overcame his addiction. Dana Plato, however, succumbed to her addiction.
Deiff'rent Strokes isn't on much anymore.
Diff'rent Strokes by Phil Errup October 19, 2004

rent-seeking

Noun: A search for privilege and personal gain through the political process.
Behavior of various agents in society use rent-seeking methods to maximize their market power by means other than socially valuable methods of increasing productive efficiency and the like.
rent-seeking by 2008 BC May 5, 2008

Rent seeking 

The rapacious usurpation of working class prosperity, promoting conditions of endless toil towards pre-forfeited gains
Rent seeking behavior by banks, investors and landlords is the fundamental engine of perpetual wealth disparity.

This is what landlords do when they reach into workers pockets instead of do work themselves. This is what bankers do when they take fees that compound the cost of consumption. This is what gig economy companies do when they extract value by circumventing labor laws and keeping the difference for themselves that should have paid operational costs, pensions, healthcare and payroll taxes.

Rent seeking is among the lowest forms of livelihood.

Stop rent seeking and create your own wealth.
Rent seeking by Deeeez_nuts May 31, 2019

low rent slut 

a female who leads a male on, in effort to obtain gifts, vacations, money, whatever she can obtain,usually by using sex. When asked to pay her fair share, she immediately finds another man to abuse.
Male;Sweetheart, I would be happy to buy you a car, would you like to go out to dinner this evening? By the way Darling will you marry me?

Female; Sorry fool, I'll find someone else to leach off of, goodbye.
Male; I thought you loved me, obviously, you are just a low rent slut.
low rent slut by Dman57 April 5, 2008