Dropping Bobby and Whitney off at re-hab 

To deficate. Similar to Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.

"Sorry, bob's not available right now, he's dropping bobby and whitney off at re-hab". <<flush>>

Dropping Bobby and Whitney off at re-hab by jonny sly October 13, 2006

Rehaballitation 

The process by which an adult male gradually gets his masculinity back after an extended period of being emasculated by the women in his life.

Guy A: I'm so glad John is coming with us to Vegas this weekend. Since he got married five years ago he hasn't been on a guys weekend.

Guy B: Totally agree. The man is in need of some serious "Rehaballitation."

Rehaballitation by Robert Sacamano November 13, 2016

rehab

An expensive but life-saving haven where rock-bottom addicts can finally sleep in a bed and eat something other than corn chips. Five percent of these regain their freedom, health, families, homes, jobs, and drivers licence by learning to change. The remaining ninety-five percent of these are just resting-up before their next binge.

Dude, I just got released from jail, evicted from my apartment, fired from my job, had another seizure, and my wife left me. Guess I'll get loaded and go back to rehab.

rehab by Mack C January 26, 2007

rehab romance 

When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.

Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).

rehab romance by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014

rehab-pology 

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

rehab-pology by GusII December 9, 2009

Rehabortion 

Rehabilitation for woman who are addicted to having unprotected sex and getting abortions.

When Julie had five abortions in one year, her counselor at Planned Parenthood suggested she undergo rehabortion.

Rehabortion by damiancrowley February 7, 2015

re-re-rehab 

A person's second, third or fourth attempt to enter rehab after s/he fell off the wagon (usually in a short time span).

Used both as a verb (action) and a noun (the place).

1. Britney Spears went to re-re-rehab following months of scandalous behavior and after two 24-hour stints within the previous ten days.

2. Danny Bonaduce's re-re-rehab was chronicled on his celebreality show, "Breaking Bonaduce."

re-re-rehab by MIG07 February 25, 2007