10 definitions by Robert Sacamano
A sexual act where a man (or woman) engages in fisting with their partner while wearing a wrist-watch.
by Robert Sacamano September 28, 2012
Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.
Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."
Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."
by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013
When the previously cute child cast members of a television sitcom begin to go through puberty, thus robbing them of many of the traits that made them appealing in the first place.
The definitive example is when Jerry Mathers on the 1950s sitcom "Leave it to Beaver" went from adorable child to awkward, gangly teenager over the course of several seasons.
The definitive example is when Jerry Mathers on the 1950s sitcom "Leave it to Beaver" went from adorable child to awkward, gangly teenager over the course of several seasons.
On the current (fifth) season of "Modern Family" the actor who plays Luke is going through puberty. His voice is changing and he's gotten to be really odd looking. Meanwhile, the breasts of the actress playing his middle sister have grown at an alarming rate. It's gotten difficult to buy her as a high school student. They used to both be such cute kids. The show is clearly suffering from "Leave it to Beaver Syndrome."
by Robert Sacamano October 17, 2013
The process by which an adult male gradually gets his masculinity back after an extended period of being emasculated by the women in his life.
Guy A: I'm so glad John is coming with us to Vegas this weekend. Since he got married five years ago he hasn't been on a guys weekend.
Guy B: Totally agree. The man is in need of some serious "Rehaballitation."
Guy B: Totally agree. The man is in need of some serious "Rehaballitation."
by Robert Sacamano November 14, 2016
In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'
by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2014
While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.
by Robert Sacamano September 26, 2013
The mysterious, stoic Asian woman who sits courtside at all Los Angeles Lakers home games four seats away from Jack Nicholson. She can always be seen on camera, and rarely claps or shows any type of emotion whatsoever.
Andy: Who is the Asian woman at all the Laker games? She sits a few seats away from Jack Nicholson.
Brian: That's 'Yori Saneyoshi.' Has been coming to Lakers games since the Showtime era but nobody knows a thing about her.
Brian: That's 'Yori Saneyoshi.' Has been coming to Lakers games since the Showtime era but nobody knows a thing about her.
by Robert Sacamano October 15, 2013