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R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman

A very unfunny movie that only middle aged women laugh at, especially moms.
Don't mind the noise in the background. That's not actually a chicken being strangled. It's just my mom laughing at some R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman.

i raped a mountain troll 

a term used to point out the unlikeliness of something someone has claimed to have done
'i won a fight against a black man last night'
'sure you did and i raped a mountain troll'

Rate-A-Chink 

The process of rating Chinese buffets. The rating is based on the following: 1) quality of food; 2) atmosphere; 3) egg roll quality (are they ruined with cinnamon or lack of meat); 4) service; 5) cost. Having a stir fry table gives you bonus points. The rating runs 1-10.
Dan and I have extensively done Rate-A-Chink in the greater Mesa area, having rated every Chinese Buffet.
Rate-A-Chink by eljefe81 June 23, 2009

bob saget who killed and raped a girl in 1990 

BOB SAGET KILLED AND RAPED A GIRL IN 1990 is a well known song on russian social site VK it sometimes(rarely) appears on facebook.Its about a comic artist who once was accused of RAPING AND KILLING A GIRL IN 1990 despite being homosexual.
bob saget who killed and raped a girl in 1990

Raped with a chainsaw 

The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.
I would rather be raped with a chainsaw, than take that Physics course again!

raped by a shark 

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009