rat muff 

Rat muff means rat vagina.

A constant quest of male rats.

"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.

"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.

rat muff by scodder June 15, 2010

muff rat 

see bearded clam

Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.

muff rat by enspration5 May 28, 2004

Muff Rat 

A person who screwed up a party, shindig, hoe-down, social gathering, etc.

D2MR!!! Death to Muff Rat

Muff Rat by LilJOnwhattt July 14, 2005

Muff Rat 

Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.

"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."

Muff Rat by pussyslaver69 April 22, 2019

rat muffin 

Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.

Oh that rat muffin is so annoying!

rat muffin by Jess1234572947292 July 12, 2015

Ratmuffin

A rare quasi-dog breed, that actually belongs to the Muridae rodent family, discovered in Brazil in the late 19th century. It closely resembles a Pomeranian and it is hard to distinguish between the two. However, this rodent breed is typically smaller than the average Pomeranian, has straighter hair, and their teeth are also much tinier akin to a rat's teeth.

That ratmuffin is jumping around like a puppy!

Ratmuffin by Doctor Danielsonair September 3, 2023