inside the park home run

An inside the park home run is incest.

When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.

by scodder May 16, 2010

monkey meat

Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).

It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.

Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.

by scodder May 1, 2010

rimming a dog

Rimming a dog means giving a rimjob to a dog.

This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.

Zoltan: Why are you sharpening that machete?

Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!

by scodder March 29, 2013

diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 10, 2010

nineskin

A nineskin is a foreskin so gigantic you can fill it with hydrogen and fly around.

When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.

He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.

by scodder May 22, 2010

shartasm

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.

"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.

by scodder August 14, 2010

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010