scodder's definitions

filthy filth

Filthy filth is filth so filthy you want to blind yourself.

When Trevor found Scott's cache of "Pedophile And Shaved Goat Magazine", he screamed "Filthy filth!", and tried to gouge his eyes out.

by scodder June 29, 2010

sexy pig

A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.

Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.

Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.

Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!

by scodder November 1, 2012

pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.

Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.

by scodder May 22, 2010

blowjay

A blowjay means giving a blowjob to a bluejay.

Very popular among bird watchers - and bluejays.

Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?

Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.

Cedric: Chirp!

Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.

by scodder October 31, 2012

fallopia

Fallopia is where sperm go if they've been good.

Sperm 1: Are we going to fallopia?

Sperm 2: Totally dude!

Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?

Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...

by scodder May 9, 2010

can my cat watch?

"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.

They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"

Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.

by scodder June 29, 2010

whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.

Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!

by scodder November 15, 2012