scodder's definitions

rat pants

Rat pants is what really cool guys dress their rats in if they want to meet hot babes.

Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.

"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.

Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.

by scodder May 22, 2010

roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.

Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.

by scodder June 1, 2010

elk molester

An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.

Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?

Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.

Swayze: The bastards!

by scodder November 2, 2012

filthy boner

A filthy boner is one that, in the course of festivities, has become covered in filth.

Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.

"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."

"I have a filthy boner!"

by scodder April 25, 2010

duck rape

Duck rape means anal violation of a duck.

Often very noisy.

Donald Duck hid in the corner of his duck pen, fearing what was to come next.

Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"

He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.

The pained quacking was terrible.

by scodder May 29, 2010

panthurbator

A panthurbator is someone who sneaks into wildlife parks to masturbate panthers.

Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.

by scodder April 22, 2010

dirty sancheese

While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"

That's a dirty sancheese.

Very classy.

Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.

I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.

by scodder March 3, 2014