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Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.
Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.
Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
by scodder October 9, 2012
Get the choadminster fuller mug.Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
Get the pants hampster mug.Hairy Otter is the hero of the Harry Potter novels adapted for otters.
Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".
Totally beloved by tweeny otters.
Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".
Totally beloved by tweeny otters.
by scodder April 27, 2010
Get the Hairy Otter mug."What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.
"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
by scodder August 14, 2010
Get the shartasm mug.When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Get the nineskin mug.Danny's date was going fine until Edie's pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.
by scodder April 22, 2010
Get the minge cringe mug.When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
by scodder September 28, 2012
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