128 definitions by scodder
Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
by scodder April 25, 2010
by scodder April 29, 2010
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.
by scodder May 15, 2010
Danny's date was going fine until Edie's pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.
by scodder April 23, 2010
"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 6, 2010
Chef boyardump means taking a dump after eating chef boyardee.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
After eating four cans of beefaghetti, Namibio had to take a huge chef boyardump, with massive colon blow.
by scodder May 5, 2010