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New Year's Resolution Warrior
Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.
I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.
New Year's Resolution Warrior by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012
rasot
An ugly slut who doesn’t know how to act. They think their going to take your man but we all know that they don’t stand a chance!!
rasot by Regina Phalange May 26, 2018
resolutionary
resolutionary, adjective, (res-o-lu-tion-ary)
1. involving resolutions
resolutionary, noun, (res-o-lu-tion-nary)
1. a book or journal that list resolves or resolutions, that help purpose driven people evolve their character,
circumstance, and destiny.
2. a place to write down, consult with, and contemplate one’s resolves and the insights gained from direct and indirect
observation and experience.
3. personal journal of one’s resolves used in a proactive way to create, make, and mold one’s character.
4. a tool used by purpose driven, committed persons to evolve their person, reach their potential, and fulfil their self-
defined destiny.
1. involving resolutions
resolutionary, noun, (res-o-lu-tion-nary)
1. a book or journal that list resolves or resolutions, that help purpose driven people evolve their character,
circumstance, and destiny.
2. a place to write down, consult with, and contemplate one’s resolves and the insights gained from direct and indirect
observation and experience.
3. personal journal of one’s resolves used in a proactive way to create, make, and mold one’s character.
4. a tool used by purpose driven, committed persons to evolve their person, reach their potential, and fulfil their self-
defined destiny.
Examples:
A good resolutionary helps to proactively guide one's thoughts, actions, and behaviors, enabling one to create the destiny they deserve.
I consult with my resolutionary daily because I know the consistent repetition of my resolves will gradually create new neuro-networks in my brain and improve every aspect of my life.
The resolves in my resolutionary eventually penetrate my subconscious mind, alter my attitude, disposition, behavior, circumstance and ultimately my destiny.
My friend's resolutionary helped them go from a fatherless poor kid eating out of garbage cans, to become a Vice President of a company.
Haters, faultfinders and naysayers would be well served by writing their own resolutionary, instead of casting shade on those who earnestly try to better themselves through the creation of new year’s resolutions.
A good resolutionary helps to proactively guide one's thoughts, actions, and behaviors, enabling one to create the destiny they deserve.
I consult with my resolutionary daily because I know the consistent repetition of my resolves will gradually create new neuro-networks in my brain and improve every aspect of my life.
The resolves in my resolutionary eventually penetrate my subconscious mind, alter my attitude, disposition, behavior, circumstance and ultimately my destiny.
My friend's resolutionary helped them go from a fatherless poor kid eating out of garbage cans, to become a Vice President of a company.
Haters, faultfinders and naysayers would be well served by writing their own resolutionary, instead of casting shade on those who earnestly try to better themselves through the creation of new year’s resolutions.
resolutionary by Possibility Advocate November 10, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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