the state of no purpose, being random, having grape fights and chickens congregating in your yard at the same time. the only way you can have randomocracy is if your not trying.

when randomocracy occurs, you are usually doing something with one of your closest, most akwardest friends. you will probably be doing something with food that will turn out badly or something random will happen. so you will ask youself "randomocracy"? and the answer will probably be most deffinately, yes.

randomocracy by peachykeenjellybean(: February 13, 2010

Randomocitie

The act of typing/writing a story without having a thought of what to type.

"John had typed his book purely using randomocitie."

Randomocitie by Mr.Bonkanokis May 9, 2018

Randomocityness

When your talking to others and all of a sudden you shout out some random word usually a danger Zone body part. but it can also be just words that don't relate to the convo at all such as: bananas, monkeys, and cod fish!

Friend: yeah my goldfish died...
You: im sorry.. Monkeys!

Randomocityness by Kirsten Otten March 7, 2005

Randomocity

The feeling of animosity towards things that are completely random.

I can't stand the randomocity of it all!

Randomocity by HerFadedSmile September 20, 2010

RandomOck

A white suberbanite household cat that masturbates in my mayonase while im in the living room eating peanut butter with a knife.

It randomock'd in my mayo again :(

RandomOck by NrK October 24, 2003

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026