rake yohn

Hulking human hairball.

Rake: Woo woo

by veep March 1, 2004

rake yohn

A religious cult founded in 1999 by (described as self-proclaimed by some) philosopher Rake Yohn. Monthly rituals for the followers of this cult include the burning of mustard, the mixing of various chemicals, and the bizzare practice of "antiquing", in which members throw raw flour at each other. Consequently, the FBI has declared the Followers of Rake Yohn cult to be a potential threat to National Security, though there have been no charges filed to date.

"Authorities have announced that they are keeping a close eye on The Followers of Rake Yohn cult."
-CNN.com, February 10, 2004

by James Martin March 10, 2004

rake yohn

Got the shit beat out of him by Ellis in the record store, chased Bam on a bike, and got run over by a taxi that Dunn was riding in.

Rake Yohn is indestructible, motherfuckers

by Gumba Gumba February 16, 2005

rake yohn

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.

Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera

by James Lowe October 18, 2004

rake yohn

a crazy guy that woodoo's all day long and weses about mustard and gnar kill
very very haggard

"bring it the fuck on, WOODOOWAAW!!"

-rake yohn

by FlamingGuts December 2, 2003

rake yohn

Rake Yohn is the guy with crazy hair who gets his Salad tossed.

Beginning of CKY4 when he gets his butt licked.

by Icemt9 March 1, 2005

rake yohn

A faggot fucking douchebag that only knows how to give head, according to beast-man.

In Iceland Rake Yohn thought it would be funny to set the AM/FM radio on fire.

by Gabriel D March 19, 2005