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Definitions by FlamingGuts

Cum Maxxing 

The act of taking supplements to improve one's semen volume. Other goals include increasing precum and ejaculation force and velocity. Also known as Load Boost or Load Boosting.
I've been cum maxxing with load boost for 3 weeks now and could drown a unicorn with a single blast.
Cum Maxxing by FlamingGuts September 18, 2025

sex grinch 

A person withholding sex from a deserving recipient.
Girl: Not tonight, I'm tired and *insert other excuses*
Guy: You're such a sex grinch.
sex grinch by FlamingGuts March 15, 2010
A person that is known to rant and rave about things. Their opinions are usually ignorant and lack evidence. The term comes from the literal meaning of "blowing hard". If you blow hard enough people pretty much have to listen.
Famous blow-hards include Glenn Beck and Dr. Phil.
Blow-hard by FlamingGuts November 8, 2009

64 oz challenge 

The 64 oz challenge truely is a gentelmens game.
People take turns trying to drink a 64 oz cup of water as fast as they possibly can in two minutes. This will ALWAYS result in puking. However you are not allowed to puke while you still have water to drink. If you do puke before the water is gone you still have to finish the water, or forever be called a pussy bitch.

To prepare your 64 oz cup fill it till the water is about a half inch away from the top. Also have someone else carry a mug of water. Go outside (don't want to puke inside). Pour the mug into the 64oz cup until it is to the brim. Have someone ready with the timer to count down from three. Now you're ready to 64 that shit to the motha fuckin brim.
"Damn dude, did you see him do the 64 oz challenge last night? He puked for a good minute after."
64 oz challenge by FlamingGuts July 19, 2006

trippin balls 

The highest level of tripping.
Completely freaking out. Usually crazy ass drugs are involved.
I took some acid and extacy at the same time last night...I was trippin balls man.
trippin balls by FlamingGuts May 27, 2006

coin bird 

A bird in an internet cartoon who is angry for coins.
his beak is like metal. his beak is also magnetic and makes coins come to it. sometimes he fights ninjas and other things. if you take his coins he will kill you and take them back.
look up coin bird on google to see the videos.
KOIN BAHD!!!
ANGRY FOR COINS!!!
coin bird's coming for your koins!!!
coin bird by FlamingGuts May 27, 2006

Obnauticus 

a disco ball that the german aliens seek wisom from on the tv show Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"Do not question the mighty Obnauticus!!"
Obnauticus by FlamingGuts May 1, 2006