quickshit 

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.

Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.

quickshit by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

queefshit 

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: cooch turd.

With no restroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her turd passed through her fistula and plopped out her coochie as queefshit.

queefshit by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

quiefchips 

crunchy..slightly sour chips created when quiefs are frequent enough to produce combustion and bake nearby potato slices

after intercourse the couple sat down for a movie, and a hot bowl of quiefchips

quiefchips by quiefyquarfquarf June 3, 2009

Quickshitz 

When you need to take a crap but there's something really exciting going on that you don't want to miss.

"oh shit the new (generic show) is on after this commercial BRB QUICKSHITZ!" that's when you'd run off shove it out as fast as you could.

Quickshitz by Aaron <3 May 20, 2008

Queefshot

A perfect shot of a basketball from a woman's vagina.

Shit like this doesen't happen in basketball bro. What a queefshot.

Queefshot by Skater550 August 28, 2017

Quickshit 

An environmental hazard that has been discovered in the political swamp.

He was elected to office, went to Washington, stepped in quickshit, and was immediately sucked under.

It is time to fill the swamps to get rid of the quickshit in Washington.

Quickshit by Jajajaja December 1, 2019

Queershit 

An ultra-annoying and arrogant little pussy

Mike - "Ha ha, I win, you lose, loser! I pwn your soul!"

Bart - "(Fucking little queershit...)"

Queershit by TheAnarchist September 25, 2007