queefmiester
queefmiester by quipster69 May 6, 2011
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queefmonster
Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!
queefmonster by The queefoniator May 29, 2009
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Queefmeister
A female German exchange student who is really cute. She has blonde hair green eyes and a wonderful round ass and rack. She also has pig tails. She wears clothing that is more stylish than the girls here. It includes a lot of boots and short skirts. Unfortunately....she queefs a lot. Meaning she farts out of her pussy. She is, and all German girls who do this can be reffered to as Queefmeisters. It's somewhat a German word.
Queefmeister by Yobastabker November 4, 2004
queefmasterreflex
Someone who, when reflexing, queefs. In other words, a jose luis made for fucking shit up. Only some can master this nickname and final form. To be honest, he is a legend of sorts.
queefmasterreflex by cavic June 5, 2014
queefmaster
1. One who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman's vagina to expel air.
2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates the odiforous distinctions of a woman's queef, or cuntfart.
2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates the odiforous distinctions of a woman's queef, or cuntfart.
"Mmmm, do I detect some raspberry douche mixed with semen in your last cuntfart"?
"Wow! You're a real "queefmaster", aren't you"?
"Wow! You're a real "queefmaster", aren't you"?
queefmaster by Daniel Boner December 1, 2006
Queefmeister
One who gapes pussy and leaves it with a big hollow cavity for which then air then fills and when the pussy is squeezed a loud queefing noise is made.
Johnny fucked Jenny in her pussy with his huge cock and got nicknamed the queefmeister because of the loud queefing noises Jenny's pussy made for several days after they fucked.
Queefmeister by Shakespeare2000 May 22, 2018
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