Pwn

(Verb) A command in the game Soldat. Pressing / and then typing pwn will make said Soldater hump into the direction he is facing. Normally used against a player who has gone Away From Keyboard. Amusing. A few Soldat porn pictures have been made using this. They usually depict one soldat lying down with his head up, whilst the other Soldat performs '/pwn' in front of him, ammounting to a blow job.

Going up to an unsuspecting player, and /pwning them from behind. Can be very funny when done against a camping sniper who is in zoom mode.

by Kangar October 12, 2007

Pwn

Like the cracker usage of own, only more so. Can be used as an verb, adjective, or possibly even a noun (although pwnage is more suited to use as a noun).

Pronunciations vary; "pone" is favored at the 3drealms.com forums although I personally prefer something like "pwun" or "pw'n" (preserving the "w" sound).

v: Haha, I just pwned you at UT2003!
adj: Wow, this new site is pwn!
n: Another excellent pwn by R4nd0md00d134!

by DopefishJustin January 5, 2003

Pwn

A word used by complete fucking nerds.

Nerd 1- "Hey! wanna come over and pwn some noobs at MW2?"

Nerd 2- "Sure, I have no life so I would love to."

by Big Dick Bandit356 June 20, 2010

Pwn

The word you use when you dominate someone.

Modern Warfare 2: for PS3
Halofan789 Snipes Jacob12345970 Online.
Halofan789: Lawl, you got fucking pwned.
Jacob12345970: What is a pwned?
Halofan789: *Facepalm*
PWN.

by Halofan789 January 31, 2010

Pwn

A dutch word for own, however there are hundreds of claims it's to do with miss-spellings.

Ryan: No-scope quick-scope?
Sam: Nah last time I got pwned.

by Crazysamster August 13, 2011

PWN

Variation of OWN. A glitch in some nerd CPU game like warcraft where the admin or editor slipped up and said Pwned instead of Owned. Well the cpu gaming nerds decided to start a PWN saying club and now the whole country knows because nerds who PWN and warcraft have no friends so the put things on the internet. Thus, worldwide nerds will say pwned when they increase their XP in warcraft. In Halo 2 however true gamers, not gay nerds, may use pwn when they dominate some other fag in the face.

OOOHHH, Get PWNED you noob.

by BXR GOD1342 January 4, 2007

pwns

Slang term to say F***ing owns. (Phucking Owns)

That guy doesn't just OWN the stage, he PWNs it.
Scott was just lost the fight; Mike PWNs him now

by MJM1988 September 18, 2006