Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
A very,fresh,tight vagina.
by Mr.Sailboat April 14, 2006
A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.
by Hob knobber June 4, 2023
A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.
by Hob knobber June 5, 2023
(West Coast of US) an awkward, bumbling, ignorant person who doesn't know what he's/she's doing; similar to "dufus"
Look, those putzes could'nt figure out the weed whacker so they're out there trimming the grass with scissors!
by Rathanlor January 14, 2021
Brazilian slang. It does not mean anything alone, but when used in a sentence can mean "oh no!", "ops!", "omg!", etc.
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".
"My computer crashed before I could save the essay I was writing yesterday!"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"
by kelparty October 13, 2021
That guy at the boat launch who seems to be able to back in, but always forgets the darn plug. He is lucky to have not sunk a boat completely.
by Chimp racing February 17, 2023