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1.
A WAXED vagina that is smooth without the stubble that shaving causes.
Jill was told to take two advil before going to the spa to get her brazilian treatment.
by lakergod August 06, 2003
 
2.
1 /adj/ Describing a person or thing descending from the country Brazil
2 /adj/ or /noun/ Depilatory technique derived in Brazil whereby all peri-anal and peri-vaginal pubic hair is removed, aside from a small inverted triangle superior to the vagina. This greatly enhances cunnilingus, as no hairs are unwittingly caught between the teeth.
I wish real women had brazilians, not just porn stars.

Hell, she's so hot I'd go down on her even if she didn't have a brazilian!
by Paulio Twentythree January 16, 2004
 
3.
Synonym for cool, hip, fun, hot (attractive) or awesome.

Explanation: The country of Brazil, as a concept, is on the cutting edge of cool. The people are beautiful. Tales abound of its hedonistic celebrations.

Further explanation: An antonym (not used, but utilized here to illustrate a point) is French. E.g. That movie was boring. It was French.
1) See that sexy girl. Man, she is Brazilian!

2) I had so much fun at the party last night. It was Brazilian!
by Brendan J. Mullen August 10, 2005
 
4.
/adjective/ having to do with Brazil or things, persons, et cetera from Brazil;
/noun/1) a citizen of brazil
2) a hair waxing in which all of the pubic hair is completely removed
/adjective/ This Brazilian coffee sure is delicious!
/noun/ 1) Gisel Bundchen is a Brazilian.
2) My girlfrien got a Brazilian.
by Paul Thundergod June 27, 2003
 
5.
In soccer, or in personal grooming, to leave the area around your goal completely exposed.
"Wow, that German team really loves the feeling of that Brazilian!"
by Cross brained July 12, 2014
 
6.
To be overpowered to the point of total capitulation.
Refers to the 7-1 spanking that the German national football team gave their Brazilian opponents in the 2014 FIFA World Cup.
They were, quite literally, "Mullered!".
"I've never seen such a one-sided fight. This boxer is indeed, getting a Brazilian. Someone needs to throw a towel in here!"

"Arsenal are a great team, Jeff but sometimes they play away from home and are always capable of getting a brazilian".
by Theopompus July 10, 2014
 
7.
1. A man who masturbates (in French: branler) zillion times a day or at least pretends to be able to do so.

2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.
Looking at those porn shaven pussies I turn Brazilian.

You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,

You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!
by noy May 24, 2013