1) Internet derivation of opps.
2) ops accompanies an accident, mistake, error, or mishap. It also can be used to mean "that sucks"
Ops I died.
That Sucks, ops.
ops, meaning the people that have Operation Privileges on a blogTV show. Thei have the power to kick people that are rude out, give other people Operation Privileges and write over head text.
The ops just kicked Jimmy12345 for rudeness!
Old Persons Syndrome - a state of being which the afflicted are prone to senior citizen moments. This may include the following: complaining about things that do not matter and will not benefit anyone involved, taking several minutes to count change out of a change purse so it's "easier" on the cashier to ring out, forgetting to give the cashier coupons you had, then making them go through the whole process all over again just to ring them in again, complaining about a piece of technology that they cannot figure out, complaining about and/or denouncing new technology or ways of doing things that make life easier, and several other indicators.
Symptoms may also include constant grumpiness, random moments of cognitive clarity that dissipate as random as they appear, asking questions about some thing that is clearly self explanatory, and constantly showing you things that you've already known for years now.
1. "Why's John bitching about every thing and anything on such a nice day?"more...
"Oh just ignore him. He has OPS."
2. "I can't get this cordless computer to use the interemnet!"
"It's wireless, you just have to connect to the router. You don't need a cord anymore."
"I liked it better the other way when you didn't have to jump through hoops just to get on the world wide web so just plug it back in!"
"It's better this way...now you can use the laptop all over the house and not just upstairs on the old computer."
"Who said I wanted it in my lap! I like it better on the table!"
"Sigh...Dad you're only 45 and you already have OPS."
3. The following is a real life encounter with a person with severe, non-drug induced OPS:
(Customer walks into a sub shop and walks up to the order line and just starts looking around)
Food Handler "...May I help you?"
"What is this place?"
"....It's Good Subs..."
"What's a rashawalt?"
"What?...A restaurant...would you like some thing?"
"What do you sell?"
"....all the kinds that are on the menu up there...or we can make whatever you want..."
"Ok I'll take one."
"....one of what?"
"What kind would I like?"
"I fucking quit..."
Other People's Shit
It's a term used mostly at work that explains the work (S***) that other people make you do even though it's their work
John: Hey Dee? Could you mail these faxes off?
Dee: MAN! I HATE DOING OPS!
A meaning less characteristic used from a gay catcher for his pincher when the catcher wants a dick
Chris: ''Artemis is an ops''
Baseball statistic meaning On base percentage Plus Slugging percentage. Those who can't play baseball watch baseball with their buddies. Those who can't watch baseball with their buddies watch it alone. Those who are so devoid of lives that they can't watch it alone create meaningsless baseball statistics.
Juan Pierre has a low OPS, but he's still a good player. Suck on that!
Also, see moneyball.
Open Phone Syndrome.
The act of constantly opening your cell phone for now reason, just to check if you have a text, call, time, etc... and leaving it open.
Valerie keeps opening her cell phone for no reason. I think she has OPS.