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(n) a stupid, ignorant person; someone who doesn't pay attention to anything going on; one who makes stupid remarks
**bumps into a pole on the sidewalk, then a person, keeps going** J: what a putz! didn't he see me here??"
by *Shelley* June 17, 2003

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1. putz

Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that.

"What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!"

2. putz

(n) a stupid, ignorant person; someone who doesn't pay attention to anything going on; one who makes stupid remarks

"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."

3. Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!
"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."
by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013

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A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.
Oh, don't be such a putz!
by Smokey March 03, 2005

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A putz is a numbnuts who hasn't a clue that s/he is so so so very dumb or clueless. A true putz is not only stupid or completely 'out of it', but s/he is also aggressive or combative about his/her totally inept decision-making.
Mike and Louise are such putzes. Wow, they just keep compounding their previous errors and dumb moves with even worse ones!
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Used also to describe someone who is taking their time in a lazy manner. This is akin to saying that someone was lazy for an undefined period of time (see putzing, putzes, or putzed).
Joe was a putz with his computer.
Chuck putzes in his office.
Matt putzed on the golf course all day.
by Guler March 11, 2005

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Vulgar Yiddish slang for penis, i.e. "dick". Not to be used lightly or jokingly.
Shut up, putz!
by putzhead July 29, 2009

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Putz technically means fool or jerk. Vulgarly it means penis. In german it is Aufputz which means 'to clean'
He's a putz... ie... He's a jerk
He has/is a putz... ie... He has/is a penis
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