| 1. | lily lapper | ||
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one who licks lilies. aka pussy I love to go to Tory's house because he is a wonderful lily lapper and makes me cum really quickly.
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| 2. | First rate cunt lapper | ||
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This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way) I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!” Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!
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| 3. | cunt lapper | ||
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One who is seriously pussywhipped by his female partner.
A shady, slick, unsavory character. A lesbian. Ever since Tommy got engaged, he's been a real cunt lapper.
I think that cunt lapper stole my favorite pipe. Don't waste your time, I heard she's a cunt lapper. |
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| 4. | pussy | ||
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The center of a man's universe. Ralph's existence revolves pussy.
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| 5. | cunt lapper | ||
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a usually offensive word for someone who lick girls vaginas, and lap up the juices from their cunt. "Don't tell anyone about this, i don't want to be known as a cunt lapper."
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| 6. | snatch lapper | ||
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1. A lesbian 2. A person who loves to perform oral sex on women and is constantly on the prowl for opportunities. So, have you heard? Apparently Josephine is a snatch lapper?
Wow, that guy, Josh, I met last night. What an animal in the sack. He's a really talented snatch lapper. Man, that guy, Pete, he's a serial snatch lapper. He went down on that pig, Julie at the party last night, right on the damn couch in front of everyone. |
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| 7. | Muffin man | ||
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A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included. The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
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