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Pulling a Joey 

The act of deceiving someone by telling them something you're not. (lying)
Cute Cali Girl: So what kind of arguments do you get into with your ex?
Joey: I actually don't argue with a girl....ever.... I'm just "old fashioned" you could say...
Cute Cali Girl: Stop it, you're Pulling a Joey
Pulling a Joey by TheStealthAssassin September 1, 2021

pulling a joey 

Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.

Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.

Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*
pulling a joey by EJ Falkon April 19, 2010

Pulling a Joey 

Saying "whatever" because you have no counter argument and can't think of something intelligent to say.
"Whatever Kati" "really joey, see your pulling a joey!"
Pulling a Joey by Faawee February 15, 2014

Pulling a Joey 

To extend an invite to a group of friends only to back out of the plans yourself.
"Man he's really pulling a Joey with this whole guys night thing. At least everyone made it out."
Pulling a Joey by Rhomtein July 26, 2017

Pulling a Joey 

When during a conversation, someone interjects with a comment that is off topic, and often nonsensical, or illogical.
Example of Joey pulling a Joey:

Zech: "You don't get your burger with mustard? Ew."
Jackson: "What do you mean mustard fucking sucks on burgers."
Joey: "Dude I think Owen and Trishelle are gonna hang up on me."
Pulling a Joey by jackson viveiros January 11, 2019