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Pokémonster 

A person who chooses to live life through Pokémon Go
Fuck, that Pokémonster is completely devoid of reality.
Pokémonster by mjfactor July 13, 2016

PokéMonster 

PokéMonster is a selfish pokémon player who won't share information, rushes you so that you do not catch the pokémon you need, or makes you leave the Pokéstops because their battery is dead.
Adam is a PokéMonster because he left the stop before I could get the items.

David is a PokéMonster because he rushes me when his phone battery is dead.
PokéMonster by AngelCruz3213 April 2, 2017

Pokemonster 

People who cause inconvenience or damage while playing the game Pokemon Go. This inconvenience or damage can be due either to Pokemonster's inability to function in both the real world and the imaginary world, simultaneously, or their complete self-absorption and the idea that the value of the game they play will somehow fill their complete and total lack of substance as a human being.
Dude: "Man, some chump ran over our corn hole boards and another blocked our parking lot entrance while playing that game Pokemon Go, today at work."

Bro: "Man! Those chumps are some real Pokemonsters!"
Pokemonster by Dave Deadeye August 12, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026