puif

A dick fart. Like a quief, but a dick fart. A puif happens when a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and the penial lips open, suck up the vagianl gas, and then closes. It soon later opens as a puif ( penial fart )

Wow dude, that guy just puifed after having sex, with that hot blond.

puif by blastboy2006 October 17, 2008

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puiffes

Puiffes (plural of puif) when the eye of a cock opens during sex to suck up a quief and then ejects the compressed air in tiny spurts making multiple puiffes instead of one singular puif

“I was having sex last night and my dick couldn’t stop farting”
“Oh you mean you puifed”
“Yeah but multiple times”
“Oh so you had multiple puiffes”

puiffes by Notorious puif April 2, 2020

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Puifai

A soft, and lovely girl full of good spirits all around her.

1: She’s so wonderful.
2: I know right? She’s a Puifai.

Puifai by Linlove November 22, 2021

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Puifai

She is a Asian girl and kinda cute tho,she had a long black hair and tall.and you can ask a homework from her too!!!

A:do you the have a math homework?-?
B:Nope I didn’t done it yet but you can ask Puifai,she will have for sure.👍🏻

Puifai by Kinda weird girl November 22, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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