puerto rican shower

Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.

Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.

puerto rican shower by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 28, 2005

puerto rican shower

the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering

sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower

puerto rican shower by that damn good November 13, 2003

Puerto Rican shower

Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun

1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water

1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"

Puerto Rican shower by raygee July 1, 2004

Puerto Rican shower

This was never a term for boricuas. This is just some bullshit made up by jealous and racists pieces of shit. Keep enjoying eating that shit puta.

A Puerto Rican shower is me pissing all over y’all racists ass heads.

Puerto Rican shower by Superdoopertruper October 13, 2021

Puerto Rican Shower

Puerto Rican Shower is a racist assumption of Puerto Rican’s not showering regularly. Why does this page allowed racist pigs to define who Puerto Ricans are, you pieces of shit.

Puerto Rican Shower, only racist pigs came up with this term

Puerto Rican Shower by 1Jibara December 17, 2019

Puerto Rican Shower

Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.

Usually done at a friend or relatives house.

I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.

I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.

Puerto Rican Shower by z10370 November 8, 2009

Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.

I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

Puerto Rican Shower by dexers_lab July 27, 2009