pubdy 

1) A session musician.
2) A fat man dancing in shorts at a wedding. His exact relationship to either the bride or groom is often unclear.

"Isn't that guy just such a greay big pubdy?"

pubdy by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

puddy cods 

Freshly shaved balls.

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

puddy cods by ashane November 15, 2016

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

Nutty Puddy by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

puddypie 

an affectionate name for the female pleasure gap

my dear i love your puddypie

puddypie by pussy bee November 1, 2019

Purdy's Law 

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.

"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.

Purdy's Law by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Purdy's Wharf 

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

Purdy's Wharf by barfy April 18, 2005

Pubby 

someone very cute that someone reminds you of a puppy but saying puppy feels just a little wrong

Boy:*sends image*
Girl:omg!! aww pubby🥺

Pubby by clownfucker6969 November 19, 2020