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pseudo-hippy 

A person who, upon arriving at college, adopts the look of the counterculture, including, but not limited to wearing their hair in dreads, listening to the Grateful Dead, and smelling like patchouli - until their parents come into town, or they are offered a job, or get busted for weed, after which they revert to the preppy look they had in high school.
You should've hooked up with that hot hippy chick last night!

That girl? She's just a pseudo-hippy. I'll wait until she washes her hair after Parent's Weekend.
pseudo-hippy by badfishnbc December 8, 2010
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pseudo-hipster 

The term pseudo-hipster should be less aligned with widespread use of the term "hipster" and more closely identified as a trendster who channels the fashion and culture of hipsters. The term originated in Chicago once the hipsterism culture that still dominates the Ukranian Village, Wicker Park, and Logan Square areas began to implode (circa 2005) on itself and become a thing of mockery to social critics, intellectuals, and those who had been living a bohemian lifestyle in the pre-1995 era. The term pseudo-hipster is now used more liberally to describe individuals desparately clinging onto an ill-conceived attempt at attaining hipster identity.
Pseudo-hipsters can be frequently seen to prevail in suburban areas or parent's basements when not shopping in corporate stores heavily disguised as neo-vintage or vintage stores (a.k.a. Urban Outfitters) or in other sub-metro areas where a true bohemian or "hipster" lifestle is unattainable.

The Psuedo-hipster is markedly less elitist, if at all, than an hipster proper, and is also likely to be seen with his or her non-bohemian friends. The psuedo-hipster at his or her intellectual core does not truly or permantently identify him- or herself with nerdology, hipsterism, or the bohemian lifestyle; and, as mentioned before, can be loosely classed as a trendster who superficially identifies with the FASHION of the hipster "clique." Psuedo-hipsters who work, however, are usually more financially successful than their hipster muses and will usually hold jobs outside of the service industry or artist communities that are hipster mecca's. Due to the increase in cash flow by either living in a suburban basement or getting a finaciallly secure job, the pseudo-hipster will NOT have a true beer preference for Pabst Blue Ribbon.
<Mid-twenty year old walks by wearing skinny jeans, penguin polo, and vintage looking poorly-laced Nike's>

"I can't go anywhere anymore without seeing someone trying to be a hipster!"

"You can't really call him a hipster.
This is Kansas City...He's a pseudo-hipster at best.
And besides...isn't he getting into that Explorer with a ______ University School of Law sticker on the back?"

"Oh...good eye sniper. He'll be throwing away his skinny tie collection by next year!"
pseudo-hipster by iseeboredpeople September 11, 2007

pseudoship

It's when the projections and ideas of a person outweigh the reality and knowledge you currently possess of them. It's when a connection is driven more by optimism, than reality. It's usually found somewhere between the acquaintance stage and the friendship stage- though it often feels higher than the friendship stage because so much hope is invested in the potential manifestation of the person you're in the pseudoship with.
I love pseudoships because I'd rather have the potential of some than the reality of most.
pseudoship by packphour September 7, 2005

pseudohippie 

liberal activists who support PETA, wear sweatshop-free clothing (from Urban Outfitters), pretend to listen to bob marley, smoke weed, and act like they are really involved in politics, man.
also tend to sport jewelry with peace signs.

when really, they don't believe in it as much as they just want to look cool.
pseudohippie: "Man, f*** bush! make love, not war guys! and pass the reefer!"

nonpseudohippie: "wtf, that girl is such a pseudohippie! her bag was probably made in a sweatshop! and i saw her driving through mcdonalds!"
pseudohippie by lauren_e October 30, 2007

pseudohigh 

the high that you get without actually doing the drugs, but just from being around the people who do; usually just from breathing in second hand smoke
At the concert last night, there were so many potheads that even though I wasn't smoking, I got pseudohigh.
pseudohigh by Kate April 9, 2005

pseudohypoparathyroidism 

Pseudohypoparathyroidism is a genetic disorder that resembles hypoparathyroidism (lowered levels of parathyroid hormone), but is caused by a lack of response to parathyroid hormone rather than having too little of the hormone itself.

he is suffering with the illness pseudohypoparathyroidism

pseudohigh 

when you feel high from something other than illegal substances.
"the combination of Nos, Jolt, and a happy meal gave made me feel so high"
"it was definitely a pseudohigh man"
pseudohigh by Nos_addict January 24, 2009