googlical proportions 

when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.

When the Dean’s wife was caught in the act with an undergraduate, they tried to keep it under wraps – but word got out, and the story soon reached googlical proportions.

googlical proportions by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2011

biblical proportions 

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.

We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.

biblical proportions by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Constrain Proportions 

The application or employment of a process or feature by which an artist will ensure both the ratio AND perspective of an image remain relative to that of the original image. Failure to "constrain proportions" has resulted in many innocent men being "duped" on internet dating sites (and the like), sustaining an eternal loss of essential "crop points."

TA:"I'm tryin to photoshop that sikk pic you got of me killin' a keg stand at the Rutgers party, Nig." "Everytime I resample, I end up lookin like Nicole Richie doin' a headstand on a Heineken keg can."

RA:"You need to constrain proportions"

....Beware the rubber bakk

Constrain Proportions by KurtBarlow February 13, 2007

Quagmire of epic proportions 

Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.

Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!

Quagmire of epic proportions by Ghostkid XD October 15, 2008

Wheel of Enormous Proportions 

A jackbox party pack 8 game, it's a trivia game but it does not matter if you are smarter than everyone else when you also need Luck in the Winner Wheel Portion. At the end of the game, the Big Wheel will answer the question either provided or your own question you ask at the beginning of the game. Answers may Vary, the wheel can either be truthful but it can also Scar you for life, but the wheel lies about 99% of the time and that 1% is it is not sure.

With the Wheel of Enormous Proportions

Wheel of Enormous Proportions by PatrickMat March 1, 2022

Paris Hilton Proportions 

The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.

PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!

Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!

Paris Hilton Proportions by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006

of epic proportions

word used to desribe somthing.......thats just basically huge or of massive importance.

sully:uuuuhhhhh,my belly
jessica:wats wrong wit u know?
sully:uh,i need a shit.........of epic proportions!

of epic proportions by Jonny sheridan January 13, 2008