profits backyard 

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

profits backyard by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017

POP (Profits Over People) 

The mantra of the Corporation.

CEO of Baby Coffins Inc: "We will grow our profits this quarter by any means necessary."

Corporate Rookie: "But sir, our production is already as efficient as possible with the Asian laborers being paid five cents per day. It's not like we can control the infant mortality rate or anything."

CEO of Baby Coffins Inc: "Like I said, by any means necessary. Remember, it's all about POP (Profits Over People)!"

POP (Profits Over People) by Hypomanic March 1, 2010

Street Profits 

A prostitute, A group of prostitutes

Person 1: "Yo Dave! Let's go find some Street Profits downtown!" Dave: "Holy shit the WWE tag team? no way!" Person 1: "Nah bro. Go see the definition on urban dictionary teh goon wrote."

Street Profits by teh goon April 28, 2023

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

, MAX PROFITS by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

False Profits 

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

False Profits by SonHunter May 28, 2018

Profitate

It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.

When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.

Profitate by kameHouse May 12, 2020

not-for-profitute 

A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.

"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."

not-for-profitute by ViHelena April 23, 2017