5 definitions by ViHelena
A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.
"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."
by ViHelena April 23, 2017
That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.
Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.
by ViHelena April 9, 2018
Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.
Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.
by ViHelena October 16, 2017
A homiewrecker is a bro who won't let you date a girl who 'just wasn't good enough for you, man'. The deference between a homewrecker and a homiewrecker is that it is a selfless action done for your homie instead of for yourself.
Jake: "What the fuck dude! I liked her!"
Kev: "Hey, chill man. I did this for you. She was using you as a meatstick. You deserve someone who appreciates how smart and funny you are."
Jake: "Kind of getting a gay vibe here bro, but what you're saying is you homiewrecked me."
Kev: "I homiewrecked you. No-homo."
Kev: "Hey, chill man. I did this for you. She was using you as a meatstick. You deserve someone who appreciates how smart and funny you are."
Jake: "Kind of getting a gay vibe here bro, but what you're saying is you homiewrecked me."
Kev: "I homiewrecked you. No-homo."
by ViHelena May 6, 2017
Alteration of the french "l'homme", meaning the sman, to accommodate for the gay. Phonetically, only an o is added to the end.
Oof, hun, idk bout you but I'm tryna get some that french D from Enzo over there.
Boo, Enzo fine af, but ya ain't l'homo's type b. Trust.
Boo, Enzo fine af, but ya ain't l'homo's type b. Trust.
by ViHelena April 6, 2018