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proffy
proffy by nillbill23 October 14, 2011
Proffy
Proffer
In federal criminal cases, cooperating with the government is commonly known as a proffer agreement, interview, proffer letter, or a “Queen for a Day” letter.
A proffer agreement is a written contract between a federal prosecutor and defendant, or a person under a criminal investigation, where they will make an agreement to give the prosecutor useful information. Their statements won't be used against them later in a criminal proceeding.
A proffer agreement is a written contract between a federal prosecutor and defendant, or a person under a criminal investigation, where they will make an agreement to give the prosecutor useful information. Their statements won't be used against them later in a criminal proceeding.
Proffer by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023
profflenine
Prah-Full-Nine
To be reffered to as one's genitalia.
The sexual organ of any organism.
I.E. Penis, testicle, or vagina.
To be reffered to as one's genitalia.
The sexual organ of any organism.
I.E. Penis, testicle, or vagina.
My profflenine is itchy.
I have crabs stuck in the hair of my profflenine.
Your profflenine is smaller than my profflenine.
I have crabs stuck in the hair of my profflenine.
Your profflenine is smaller than my profflenine.
profflenine by Chuck Lee Profflenine March 18, 2008
Profficial
The word profficial is a combination of the words professional and official. When the two words are combined and used as one, it is usually in reference to someone of great importance who is good at what they do.
Also see legit.
Also see legit.
Profficial by James K. Brown August 10, 2009
Proffesional Asshole
A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)
Proffesional Asshole by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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