pringleitis 

a condition in which you spill all over yourself or get crums all over yourself.

man that guys got mad pringleitis. He has got crums all over his shirt.

pringleitis by mike stark July 30, 2008

Pringlectasis 

Pringlectasis
Generalised expansion of the body (although focusing mainly on the gut) due to excessive consumption of Pringles. Common in pringlholics, side effects include high cholesterol, heart disease, stroke and high blood pressure

Lucy: Hey, do you remember that drunk dude at the party who was giving out Pringles?
Ben: Oh yeah I do! He gave me pringlectasis, what a prick!

Pringlectasis by The Dib Dabber October 1, 2016