pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.

Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.

pisstified by alohadice June 4, 2014

prettified 

to make pretty, prettified.

I'm going to make myself prettified.

prettified by yourmom April 16, 2005

parentified child 

A parentified child is a child who is forced to act like an adult when they are still in their childhood. They tend to take on adult responsibilities for themselves, their siblings and often their parents.

Signs you were parentified as a child:
-Often told you were "mature for your age"
- Pulled into arguments between parents
- Relied on for emotional support from parents
- Spend a big chunk of time taking care of others in your family
-Often feeling responsible for the feelings and wellbeing of others
- Lack of boundaries with family members
- The familv peacekeeper
No time to be a child or engage in child-like activities

Person 1: “I feel like i’m my mom’s therapist”

Person 2: “- oh… so your a parentified child”

parentified child by pd0342026 June 28, 2023

pregnified 

an impregnated state of being....

jesus fucking christ! you cant get your pregnified ass up, can you morgan?

pregnified by jen rhymes with awesome March 31, 2008

Prestiged pricks 

People on call of duty black ops who stay on level 50 and destroy everyone

Crap, the entire other team is prestiged pricks!

Prestiged pricks by Strazar March 1, 2011

Pesified(2) 

The action of a football game losing its licensing to a club therefore having to create fake names for stadiums and club names

Fifa 20 has been pesified(2)

Pesified(2) by odemill July 18, 2019

Pisstified 

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

Pisstified by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011