Parafucktion 

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

Parafucktion by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

prefiction 

A prefiction would be the forecasting (pre) of a made-up story (fiction).

Predicting an untruth.

The psychic made a prefiction that the world would end in 2000.

prefiction by stumblestone December 31, 2016

predicktion 

A guess about future events regarding whether you'll "get some" from a guy.

Making a predicktion about future sexual pleasures is all well and good, but it can also warn if da "generous with his sausage" dude in question is gonna be a real you-know-what in his attitude and overall treatment of you.

predicktion by QuacksO February 13, 2020

PERFUCTIONIST 

Derived from "PERFECTIONIST," with the second "E" replaced with "U", to add the "FUC-" sound, as in the word "FUCK".

Noun: A person who is a total prick about being a perfectionist. One who cannot finish a task without checking it over again and again, or who does something repeatedly until s/he achieves the desired result. When this behavior annoys others, the person exhibiting the behavior is a "perfuctionist".

Q: Where's Noonan?

A: Oh, he's skipping lunch today, because he's being a "perfuctionist" again. He's rewriting his proposal to present to the Board of Directors this afternoon.

PERFUCTIONIST by Jakey the Snakey December 24, 2009

Perfucktion 

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.

Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.

Perfucktion by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010

Refucktion 

When you look in the mirror, and you don't like what you see.

Johnny: "Do you have a mirror?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I don't look at it because all I see is my refucktion."

Refucktion by Sophiarose June 6, 2014