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Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.
Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.
by Dib N. Schwab IV March 25, 2010

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